My people be very careful these days. This
happened to me yesterday night when I returned
home from owerri. My face oooooooh. I can't
believe what just happened to me. Wonders shall
never cease to end. I was standing in front of the
entrance of my house, about opening the door so
as to go in, then one woman came and told me
that she knew me, that she has met me before.
So I was like I can't recall where and when I met
you, anyways please remind me. Then the woman
said she that she had met in conference in Asaba
Delta state, in February to be precisely....Oooops!
Madam I was in Accra-Ghana all through
February to April...that was my reply. Before I
could complete the statement, I heard "TAWAI-
TAWAI", a very hot slap on my face, if the
temperature of the slap was to be measured, it
will be around 200•c. I felt so confused, at first I
thought it was coming from a military man, I
looked behind her to see if there was another
person, but there was none. I tried to ask her
what I've done, I was trying to apologise, sorry
ma for not recalling your name. 'Tawaii!, the hot
slap came to the second one! I couldn't bear it
anylonger, I regretted not releasing my dogs in the
morning. I held the stupid woman's hair and
started pulling it as I'm pulling your leg now......
Kaaaiiii, una too like gist ooooo, see as una dey
serious dey read am....just wanted to say good
Afternoon
We shall all witness 2016 in happy
mood.